Just say them here for all of us to see :)

This and social justice warrior. A fucking JUSTICE. WARRIOR. Sounds so badass.

This is pretty obvious trolling at this point.

Yeah but HE campaigned on delivering the bestest most bigly healthcare that will cover EVERYONE and be CHEAPER. What, he of his famed negotiating skills and his very big brain. Apparently he wasn’t able to master the Art of the Deal and he blames congress then.

She can sit on MY jurisdicktion

Nah they’ll come up with a new term, like “Climate Anomalies” or something until everyone just figures out they mean global warming and they’ll ban climate anomalies as well.

Jobs and stock markets and veterans all GREAT and because of ME. Relations with Russia and health care all BAD because of SOMEONE ELSE.

Ugh. Judging by the picture EVERYBODY that age gets a frickin’ ribbon nowadays.

My aunt, a sweet old nun, signed this! 😍

I blame the event organizers.

That illusatration of her is absolutely perfect. It looks like somebody that has been punched but they didn’t flinch or recoil whatsoever.

My mom would always tell me she’d have dreams about being in school, and realizing she hasn’t been going to class and in some cases couldn’t remember the name of the class or where it was. I could never understand this since she was in her 50s and far removed from school. I’m now 33 and have been experiencing these…

This post is hilarious! Seems like something you’d see on Saturday Night Live, airing 11:30 Eastern/10:30 Central.

Not for, ohhh...three days or so.

Yeah I used to be all for drug testing until I found out the costs.

THRILLHOU

Donal Logue is a treasure I’m so happy his daughter has been found.

ESPN comments were way worse it’s quite entertaining.