Or just doesn’t get golf.

When reached for comment the Sears customer stated “hellllooooooo!!?? Is anyone here? Echo!! [echo]”

R.I.P.

I burned a few bridges at Waffle House but I’m practically royalty at White Castle.

According the image he made the basketball float too ala David Blaine.

I too, will not be going. Not because I’m not an NFL football player or that I’m a fat slob but because I’m standing up for what’s right. You read it here first I’m not going to the White House.

In an unrelated story - several Patriots players have been suspended for the first 4 games of the season for violating the substance abuse policy, all testing positive for marijuana.

I have no idea why, but I cried when I watched this second video. Just wept. I guess maybe because I gained the slightest bit of hope is all I can fathom.

I think Trump is more likely to green light a lot of smaller Wars instead.

When reached for comment Team Ninja released a statement of “Oops”, with the quotation marks and all.

I think outlawing murder is just about social control. LET US MURDER WHO WE WANT TO WE KNOW THE SIDE EFFECTS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT GET MURDERED.

This thread is delightful...obscure talk from “The Office”.

Ok apparently you’re my doppelgänger. I’m literally on my 20th viewing or so of The Office. I too, often skip seasons 8+9, and feel the Jim and Pam issues felt forced. I do like some of the moments though so I commit to watching them every third go through. My wife has learned to accept this She’s a Michael Scott only…

Don’t tell her. She’s gotta BELIEVE in something.

Can’t tell you who threw it but surely it was a Minnesota Vikings O.C. that made the call and it was 3rd and 10 so they threw it 2 yards.

They like them just fine in the South what you talking about?

How much would people lose their shit if Brady and Belicheck did a reverse course and, during our national anthemn, knelt together and linked arms with the rest of their teammates.

Luke, try Resident Evil in VR I hear since it feels like you are “in control” of the situation it’s a lot less scary.

Metroid Prime 4 x Half-Life 3 crossover confirmed.

Kinja Deals are lackluster today.