This is fucking chilling, since this is in the presence of dozens of news cameras and the police are still acting this way.

“Austin, can you bring the ham over here?”

And still shitty.

I think teabagging is fair game because then it tells people “hey, I’m a douche” and we know exactly who the douches are.

TL:DR version, courtesy of the commentators:

I call her Mom and my brother calls her Mother which my wife never lets go. It’s just the way he is I say.

Hot take: soccer sucks.

Christ I got the chills. You are my hero and a better person than I. Make some noise today!!

That FIFA celebration was beautiful. Even his teammate agreed, as he came over to watch and celebrate. LOVE IS LOVE.

Charging AND traveling.

FAKE! He goes by D2R2K J2T2R

+10.50 psi

This...this is great.

Three ice cubes in the JoyCon controller...

Half Life 3 confirmed

Pfffft, I’ve way more impressive streaks in Ken Griffey baseball for the SNES*

LIES! I found it at a garage sale in a suburb of Tulsa, Oklahoma for $7. Get your facts straight!!

LIES! I found it at a garage sale in a suburb of Tulsa, Oklahoma for $7. Get your facts straight!!

The only appropriate reaction. I do hope he finds himself another game.

Serious question: does every NBA ref look like that? Like is that the required hairstyle for all refs and it’s worked into their collective bargaining agreement?

i AGREE VERY FUNNY +!