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Yo, I think you just re-introduced Penny Racers.

A few years back, my wife and I stopped and made an impromptu-visit to a computer store. We spontaneously bought the display Mac, then realized we brought the wrong car (my 99 NB Miata, miss that car!). She was thankfully an excellent co-driver and my right eyes for the trip home.

If they made a short wheelbase Gladiator with two doors and a short bed, stripped equipment and sold it for $22k, I think they would have trouble keeping them in stock. Then again, I have no market expertise or understanding of customer trends, but I think a smaller (S10-ish sized) truck would be a massive hit in the

Okay, cool. Now bring back Pontiac as an electric performance division of Buick.

Love that these ads drag my exact car. Exquisite.

The only thing this does for me is accentuate the fact that a BMW has General Grabber tires on it...

Not sure how much hate this would generate...

Not what you had in mind, but maybe?

Wouldn’t mind getting back in a Grand Marquis. Had a 2010 that was perfect for everyday use. Huge trunk, great low-end torque, smooth shifts and floaty, sofa-esque ride. Sister-in-law has it now.

Now playing

“My friend’s got a Chrysler, I’ve got a Dodge...”

I work at a shop in Springfield that gets some pretty cool cars in for service, but this ‘79 Lincoln Versailles with 35k miles is one of the weirder survivors I’ve seen. Think somebody from out of state bought it though, haven’t seen it in a bit.

Photo courtesy of Facebook page 217 Problems.

Nah, Central Illinois. I opted for the whitewalls for my own amusement...

Had a 1995 with the 3.1L V6. Basic crank windows, no cruise control. Pleasant enough car. Was to be my daily when I bought a 99 Miata, then my wife’s folk’s car broke and sold it to them. Still in the family (my sister-in-law owns it now).

I’ve taken screen captures of this YouTube series and run them through my phone’s Prisma app. It creates wildly surreal images...

Low-profile whitewalls FTW.