CONFIRMED:

You’ve rekindled my interest in MS Paint. However, my attempts to draw a Corvette turned into a very Magnum P.I.-inspired 308.

Just acquired the 2010 Grand Marquis, last of the great body-on-frame sleds to be produced. The Cadillac is just out of my grasp...probably found a new home already. Love both of these big cars.

Forgive me. (Graphic image)

Yes! Love these big, BIG cars. Have a sweet spot for ‘65.

Don’t forget the poetry button.

This game made me love cars/repetitive synthesizers at a very young age. That base line though...

No logical reason, but always wanted to fly on one of these...

FCA Group’s Most Wanted

What I pictured when I saw it...

In my own perverse mind, I’m an okay/better-than-average driver, yet I’m also the WORST passenger. I get antsy when I’m not in control of something. I get anxious in planes. I absolutely will not ride a roller-coaster.

"I like The Cars, but I also like The Sound of Music. Is there anything out there for me?"

http://www.autotraderclassics.com/classic-car/19…

(Lord) Koenigsegg's home.

Yeah, It's got a Hemi...

I really, REALLY hate cold weather. Even so, I'd have to agree that driving in snow in a rear-wheel drive, lightweight car with the right tires is an absolute blast.

You guys should hire Mr. Regular for narration duties and voiceover work. He could be the Voice of Jalopnik.

Is there somewhere online where I can configure such an abomination?

When your streets look like this, parking spots and turning circles are probably not a concern.