+1 reference in the third per2on

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

While admittedly crude by today’s standards, the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree is still my favorite Jeets moment

I’m a big Warriors hater. Like a huuuge one (I’m a Cavs fan). Klay definitely goes before him. The defense is still an issue and a dominant 2-guard/wing is in higher premium than a top point guard. Hell of a night for him for sure, definitely not trying to take away from him.

I, for one, am shocked.

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

Everyone seems to be skirting the issue on this accusation, which I find flipping ridiculous.

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Please tell me Betsy Devos got crushed at the bottom of that.

Amway laughs at their puny efforts:

I believe they prefer the term “multi-level motivators”

Towson’s cheerleading team got suspended for hazing. It was the year the football ended up going to the finals. As the suspension was up, they could have taken the cheerleaders to Frisco, but that wouldn’t have been fair to the pom squad, who they took instead.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Any monster that wants to hang wallpaper should first have to remove 10 year old wallpaper and realize what a terrible thing it is so they don’t put it up in the first place.

Yes! Also canoe trips.

Haha, I bet. That, or make any couple who wants to marry have to wallpaper a room together.

I have no idea if this shit will pass but if it does, Jesus Christ.