Good for you, dear. No one gives a shit, this isn’t Jezebel.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

As a New England resident, that clip was the “Cliff’s Notes” version of 8 1/2 months of Boston Sports Radio.

Affluenza- the poor boys suffer we should have a kickstarter to aid them

I’m not sure how much the authorities can do here anyway. They didn’t see the violations committed and wouldn’t be able to testify to who was driving the vehicle at the time. You could bring in witnesses, but then the other side would have their own witnesses, and are you going to really do all that for a traffic…

Nah, Internet has moved onto Clock Boy

I don’t even know why they falsely claimed Diplomatic Immunity, this is America, they have Wealthy Immunity.

At least you can differentiate i from l from I from 1 now.

how exactly is this supposed to flatten my belly?

Preferred method: “Ahoy, hoy”.

Let me guess, someone you are sitting next to right now doesn’t know how to answer a phone? Is it Drew? I bet it’s Drew.

Personally, I find “ Why don’t you just go fuck off and die?” works

2 in the pink half in the stink.

Yeah, I’m playing on PS4, which is unquestionably the best platform for the game. It’s pretty shitty how they treat Xbox players like second-class citizens.

Getting lost and trying to learn where everything is, Dark Souls-style, is part of the fun IMO

Yeah, I almost wish they had waited another week or two before launching the raid - so much pressure to get ready for Friday!

I think my favorite, and most frustrating thing so far, is that I won’t be ready for the raid this weekend. I spent 8 hours playing Destiny yesterday (woohoo personal days!) and I’m still rocking 3 pieces of blue armor. I still have 3 pages of quests. And I still don’t have enough legendary marks to buy anything from…