We need more Smokey Yunick types in motorsports.

don’t fall for that trap. cheap vw = money pit.

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

2015 AFC SOUTH PARTICIPANT

Bubbles would have integrated a huge guitar amp into the trunk and an airbrushed Alex Lifeson on the hood. Litter boxes somewhere.

Huh, what... a new Altima?

This is going to make for an extra confusing week in Indy when Jim Irsay keeps asking his players if they’re holding.

Capone went down on Tax Evasion. The NHTSA doesn’t have the power that the EPA and the DOJ does. Thems the breaks.

Dieselghazi?

I despise the suffix “gate” that’s added to stuff like this. Stop it.

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

Sanders/Rodgers 2016

On the bright side, even with the broken collarbone, Romo is still expected to gain more rushing yards from the sideline than the entire Eagles’ offense.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Anybody who takes their dog to the ball game and does not give him or her a hot dog is a monster. Plain and simple.

“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh.

Quiet you, don’t let reality ruin the joke.

That ambulance is the best drive the Bills had all day.