You goddamn idiot. +1

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

I can buy a pack of five three of coins for seven strange coins. That’s not confusing.

Disney.

Dude, don’t narc a brother out.

just now, son.

Well, the son of a bitch kept playin’ you, even though he knew you were shitfaced.

Tho I did get so drunk at a wedding once that I pissed my pants, then the hotel bed, then the closet. #trifecta

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

Initially I thought I was just having some fun with Volkswagen for that sales figures column on Tuesday.

As someone that breathes air, I’m more leaning toward “Jackass”.

60% of the time...

obvious answer is obvious

This game really needs a transmog feature, I guess.

So this is where we are in 2015: the most serious and thoughtful dialogue on public policy is emanating from the podium of a professional football team, and the most obnoxious displays of ignorant boasting are coming from the debate stage of one of the two major political parties.

“Great win team, now time to go the library motherfuckas.”

When Russell Wilson was asked to give his opinion, he said “nah, I’ll pass.”

Bennett recently did a promotion for the Seattle Public Library System.

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent…

Moe: Bring us your finest food, stuffed with your second-finest.