Leave it you, Delhomme, to be lobbying for obvious pickoffs not to be counted as such.

poor grammar nazi. this must really piss you off, huh? i bet you twitch and spaz a bit every time someoneee misspells a werd tew.

Four grammar errors in 17 words. You don’t need any assistance looking bad.

Despite being wrongly listed by both IMDb and Wikipedi as “comedy”, I still hold firm that it’s among the darkest and scariest horror movies of the 21st century.

I’m FROM Texas and I’m embarassed by how this school behaved. Soon we’ll have NO engineering talent left in this country.

Can we please give Texas back to Mexico. they make the rest of the usa look bad.

I’m just saying, we should probably arrest every person carrying a lithium battery. That’ll be safer.

Weigh the damn thing and look at it.
It’s a circuit board and a screen. Not magic.

Anderson Silva got 1 year for PEDs so this is pretty random and crazy. It’s almost like they called Roger Goodell and asked what the best punishment for him was.

It’s a really impressive Vex Goblin from Destiny.

Lighten up, Francis.

So you know they aren’t flopping when they aren’t trying to flop?

here’s a picture:

Makes sense to see his leg flopping around like that, Luke Shaw is 1/6th Italian.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Years ago the dickheads above me would have Monday night video game parties that were loud and annoying as shit. The floors in that place were like a fucking paper sack, I could hear everything. Normal drill was I would walk up, ask them to STFU then they would quiet down for approximately fifteen minutes then crank…

I’ve never seen a cat off a leash maim anyone. Try again.

#TeamDog

I accidentally took a vicodin instead of a ibuprofen on my way to work today so I’m feeling pretty great tbh