This is the worst advice I’ve read on the internet in at least a month.

Musta taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Act like you’ve been there before, Rabbit.

If Star Wars makes... like a billion dollars? I predict Hollywood will start heading back into space pretty quick.

So why should they be called cheaters for doing something that is legal? You make it sound insane to be bothered by being called a cheater for doing something that was legal...

Why the comma?

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

That Vault of Glass print tho. Hnnnngh.

On a somewhat related note, their plan to hang an Aaron Hernandez banner was shot down.

$7.5 billion seems like a lot for a hockey team.

I believe the appropriate word is "Congressman".

Please show your work.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

oh, we made the farts ourselves

Though the NFL has filed an appeal of today’s ruling that overturned Brady’s four-game suspension, it will take its time.

I bet he’s going to have the biggest shit-eating grin on his face since a dazed Mark Sanchez.

Its like a 911 and a picnic basket made love.

Nah. The ticket was $54, no points, and I was absolutely guilty of what he charged me for. I’ve already paid it.