Why else do you think the cost in airfair has gone up?

Robocop really hates dicks

Yeah, what of it?

excuse me but did that shark leap into the air and bit down on a airplane?

Unless you’re Robocop

You know you’ve invited a maelstrom of shark imagery upon yourself, right?

In the US that is more likely to be some brodozer truck with a lift kit and straight pipes shooting out black smoke then a Luxury car owner atleast in my state.

How are we certain that people are not just taking pictures of BMW’s in their natural state.....?

Or maybe they're Instagramming their generators.

The sad part is that you know that with BMW it’s a lot of people insta-ing their own cars. With Ferrari, Lambo, and Porsche people are just taking pictures or cars they see on the street and such, but with the BMW and Audi it’s just a bunch of obnoxious people bragging about the cars they have to their…

I deserved that.

Fucking highlight truthers.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

Somebody alert the Patriots: unlike Brady, this dad can throw the football and catch it at the same time, too.

80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

Hey, just a heads-up: the new font is ass.

Best erectile dysfunction medication commercial ever.

So glad they are finally doing swords now.

We wouldn’t.

That could probably have been the whole guide right here, but the hilarious justification was 100% worth the read.