The real reason the kid’s mind was blown was that he realized he has as many Premier League goals as Rooney this season.

Turns out he was the only woman on Ashley Madison

If only there was some way to block for Rivers, dam.

Does anyone see a punch in that video? I see Rivers earning a punch, but no punch.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

We were a few sections over and watched them do cpr for 10 minutes. I immediately said, great A-rod just killed a guy. Almost simultaneously my wife slapped me for being insensitive.

the kid in the blue...innocence lost....

Should A-Rod be charged with murder or just involuntary manslaughter?

NHL legend - 8 Stanley Cups!

Legendary coach with pretty decent coaching tree. Such a shame.

Maybe honour him annually in Canada? How about Arbour Day?

Clearly I’m ancient, and I also didn’t have your stylebook close at hand.

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If someone is charging at me in front of my car with an ax I’m stepping on the gas, but not in reverse.

☐ rekt ☐ not rekt ☑ tyrannosaurus rekt

Oh, my! He mad!

Andrew, the guy in the video is an Alpha, not a manchild. That’s why she got back into the car; she wants an Alpha.

You gotta admit, that Bojangles commercial is awesome.

As a Met fan, it feels so weird that this is actually a positive.