A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Name-calling hurts. I feel ya bro.

“Now you know how we feel, fatass.”

What she meant was “Stick to sports as long as the people talking sports support my own fundamentalist narrow minded bigoted political ideology”

Bautista had refused to give interviews to the Blue Jays network because they made a rookie buy a suit that was used in a makeover special that publicized a sponsor.

A process whereby kindled bits of wood are topped with potassium chlorate.

Jeez, in a year or so it might actually be the game we were promised.

That is a Ford Fusion

The Murcielago LP640 ‘06-’10

I’m sure future humans will see this exact Camry on the road 100 years from now.

Before anyone starts with the E39 started in the 90s crap, keep in mind the M5 didn’t start (EDIT: US) production until 2000.

♫ The hills are alive with the sound of displaaaacement...♫

Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

Wow! I made a difference today! I’m going home!

Before any of you assholes make the case that alcohol can numb the pain, just remember that Johnny already drank all the booze in Cleveland.

FRUNK.

Assuming we can look at it in a realistic way, number two is the correct choice because of one particular loophole.