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A sports team that has a strict facial hair policy for uniformed personnel in 2015 would like to talk to you about your self-directed frustration:

Didn’t the Yankees employ Paul O’Neill, who did this after basically every pitch?

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

GotStyle (where they went shopping) does a lot of the suits for Sportsnet anchors. So GotStyle was clearly giving something in exchange for extra coverage. Travis was used, he should have been reimbursed.

“You’ll regret pissing off your star player. I guarantee it.”

“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

Good kinja.

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If Larry Bowa isn’t the mascot for Philadelphia, what is?

I like to believe six people have suddenly discovered they can drive manual, apply a dab of opposite lock and heel toe shift.

I wasn’t speeding officer, it’s my new kidney making me do that. ;)

Those aren't replacements. They're upgrades. :)

I hate the “being a slob creates jobs” defense. Taking a shit on the floor would create work too, but that hardly justifies it..

When at the theater take your trash and throw it away. I am ashamed that I even have to type that.

My 11 year old soul is wounded at the fact that you didn’t know Burt Reynolds played Bandit, Jackie Gleason was the Smokey (i.e cop) in question. And yes, I still know all the words to Eastbound and Down (and am still pissed they made a mediocre TV show with that title)

Burt Reynolds was Bandit, not Smokey

I thought Dinklebot was great and really enjoyed his work, it’s a shame that people don’t like it.

Yeah, I think it’s totally rational to judge an entire game’s worth of performance on one line of dialog.

I’m gonna hazard a guess that this is Nolan North being told to sound similar.