Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Les Misérables

Congrats on releasing another book, Drew!

I see your Clubman and raise you a Coupe. It looks like a ball cap.

An acquired taste certainly, but badly proportioned? I’m not seeing it. From the side in particular, I think it’s quite neat. Squat, strong haunches, relatively short overhangs. A low-ish roof in proportion to its body helps, too. Only smallish wheels hinder its overall proportions, but even then there are certainly…

Pontiac Aztek.

The old Fiat Multipla had a weird greenhouse.

How’s that even related

To be fair, $100 a month really isn’t even minimum wage.

That seriously made me giggle uncontrollably. Good on you, friend.

There’s always Plan B:

Because only American kids can be spoiled, or something

Barry’s stance on TV is that “it’s bad.”

It’s probably me. I’m really not that angry a guy, but I do think I’m a pedantic shithead.