hell of a large teardrop. did he murder a Godzilla?

burn him!

Wow, even reanimated Ed McMahon hates Tom brady

Roger Goodell would have fit in splendidly on that stage in Cleveland last night.

It’s the World of Warcraft of Skyrims.

I actually love this style - it basically makes the game aging-proof. I’d play Skyrim again if it looked like this.

Potato texture refers to a simplistic graphics style. It’s often deployed to try and get games like Skyrim running on lower-end hardware.

This, this is fucking impressive.

People who want to report morons for riding like morons and endangering the public?

Most men are cool about stuff like that. Some aren’t. We call those guys “rapists.”

gripping a .357

Holy shit, man.

Wait a minute....am I not allowed to hope that a serious allegation about a player that I am a fan of is false? Please tell me where I went wrong, oh great white knight of deadspin!!

Perfectly reasonable to be concerned with how an alleged rape might affect your team’s upcoming season.

As a Hawks fan, my butthole has been puckered for the past 24 hours.

Somewhere, right now, Stan Bowman is staring at a sheet of paper with the trade summaries of Brendan Saad and Patrick Sharp while gripping a .357.

War never changes (diapers).

Went searching for a “thumbs up” picture & came across this abomination. My first thought was, “Christ, who the hell would make this?!”

When I saw this post I immediately thought of a Post apocalyptic Stewie Griffin.