Exactly this. OP appears to think defense lawyers in real life should act like the ones on TV shows who will have a sudden moral epiphany, throw their client to the wolves, and somehow not immediately get disbarred.

He’s required by both the law itself and the bar association to provide a zealous defense for his clients in and out of the courtroom.

Well, I guess it’s unfortunate that he won’t see any jail time, but frankly as someone who’s seen multiple family members succumb to dementia, I don’t feel like he’s gotten off scot free or anything.

Plenty of people legitimately enjoy both of those things.

“Ah, geez”

I mean you still can.  Right now he is only accused of a crime and not actually found guilty.  Plus a lot of non-terrible people work on that show as well.   

i know she’s a Bad Person, but we don’t talk enough about how, almost more importantly, she’s a Bad Actress. i’m so fucking glad i don’t have to see her in star wars anymore.

To be fair, the movie kind of forced their hand on this.

I got a Sharon, Lois and Bram notification for this?

This isn't about the elephant song at all, is it

I’m sure the Rock’s tequila is lovely, but I’m just here for Rowdy Roddy Piper’s cognac.

The most hilarious, and most on-brand, being the reveal that Johnson demanded the studio set up a tequila bar focused on his celebrity vanity tequila Teremana at the Black Adam premiere—even though the film itself was PG-13.

And we salute you for not doing it.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Not sure how clamping their nipples is going to help, but I support you.

I know when I drink the only thing I yell and complain about is Journey.

I wish I knew what her first line was but it was drowned out by a collective awwwww from the audience.

I know its a cameo and I was gonna watch it anyway because the original is a real blast, but the fact Angela Lansbury shows up for even a second is enough to put a big smile on my face.

Yeah, I have no interest in the movie. Nothing personal really, I’m just only interested in Olivia Wilde joints.

I don’t know ... in a way, all of Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies are super hero movies. Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love? The Hulk. Daniel Day Lewis’s characters in There Will be Blood and Phantom Thread? Hulk and Hulk. Mark Wahlberg’s penis in Boogie Nights? You guessed it: Hulk.