Justine Sacco was fired in 2014 for making a joke in 2014. Surely you’re actually an intelligent person and understand the difference between that and being fired in 2018 for jokes you made in 2009. Surely you’re not incredibly stupid and making a truly idiotic comparison for political points.

One of the worst parts of Kinjafication: no one understands gimmick posters. Sigh.

Tim Allen used to be like Buzz Lightyear, a big loveable doofus who wasnt funny but was amicable enough, now he’s more like the other Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story 2 who never accepted reality, he’s still a doofus and not funny, but now he’s also delusional.

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

That’s an interesting take on in. The Shining is the scariest movie ever to me, but my own father struggled with mental illness until he was eventually involuntarily committed.

For all his tantrums, for all the violence, for all the torture he put my family through, his insanity eventually only destroyed him.

Taken out…

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this look like the face of a man who would do anything untoward in bed? Ma’am, that’s a rhetorical question.

“Can anyone find a picture of Maynard where he doesn’t look like a sex offender?”

I’m sorry my description of five people being murdered was insufficiently cheery.

I believe under normal circumstances Gaye’s estate would not have had a case, but the jury was instructed to take Robin Thicke’s punchable face into consideration.

i didn’t specify what they were.  could be oversalting...which would be...assaulting!

In her attic, there’s a painting that gets more and more beautiful and youthful, and speaks words of truth and decency. 

Remember earlier this morning when another user gave you constructive criticism on how to be more likable and you seemed like you may have actually taken their words to heart? What happened in the few hours since then?

It can be two  a few several dozen things.

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Due process is exactly what’s happening. It’s standard human resources procedure to put people on leave while credible allegations are investigated. There are enough witnesses that the company has already talked to to make it a credible allegation. Read the details instead of reacting to the headlines. “Due Process”…

Go to bed, Hardwick. You’ve had a long day.

Yup, this is all standard practice. Remember when Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Bush cozied up to Russia to get elected, lied about it, obstructed the investigation, demonized the FBI... Remember when they whipped up hate against immigrants, tore children from their families, and blamed their decisions on the other side?…

...nah man.

This new, gravelly-voiced-via-tiredness Mooch is more appealing and less cartoonish. To be truly three-dimensional, he just needs to transition into openly discussing Trump in a negative light, not freaking out (at least in body language) anytime he’s around someone who does.

the pair—who have reportedly been shopping a “two fame-hungry Italian-American guys blurt things” talk show