Well, thank god for this. Our long national nightmare is finally over.

Back in my undergrad (we’re talking 2004 here), I lived next to a guy who was an extra in The Emperor’s Club (2002). His remembrance of his experience was, “Everyone on set was super cool. Except Emile Hirsch. Total Asshole.”

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?

I think it’s really sad that Shawkat feels bad about not saying enough. She was the youngest person in the room, and shouldn’t be tasked with telling a bunch of grown men who are seasoned professionals to maybe let Walter be heard about something she experienced. That’s the kind of courtesy they should be capable of…

Hasn’t been mentioned, and this film doesn’t get any love, but he was great in Fallen.

i’m just glad he’s lost the weight so he can be with us for many years to come.

She’s really underwent some evolutions as a songwriter and singer. My recommendation for initiation: 1. Middle Cyclone, 2. Blacklisted, 3. Fox Confessor, 4. Hell On, 5. Furnace Room Lullaby

Yes. That review was oddly nasty.

Elon Musk is a racist and plutocrat who despises unions and treats his workers like utter shit, and who actively seeks to undermine the social safety net and avoid paying the taxes that would support it, so, you know, there’s that.

Grimes or “Grimey” as she likes to be called...

If he resigns... yes

Girth.

*rolls eyes* Jesus CHRIST *goes over and stands by the laser printers, Blair Witch-style*

Mr. Pirate’s girth indicates a rich diet, which in the animal world usually indicates a successful hunter - since there’s no accounting for domestication - and therefore possibly good genes. I’m sure he’s a real pussy-magnet among cat-kind. There’s no reason to massage his ego by pretending he’s not a fatass.

Squish the cat!

I approve! I have a shoulder cat who needs to be picked up correctly and (yes!) squished. As long as I can keep her from reaching my hand and arm for biting in the first few seconds it’s purr city. Also kiss your widdle face city.

I’ve spent the last few days daydreaming about how much fun we would have had talking about Kid Gorgeous if the Kinjapocalypse hadn’t salted the earth of the AV Club comment section.

But there’s no little guy in that video. There’s a little gal and a big guy. (Or do you mean the vet?)

I’ll join the “good for her” chorus. I hadn’t heard of Wolf before - and I’m not trying to be too cool for school here or denegrating her career; I’m just saying I had no expectations of her before I read about all of this - but I am damn impressed that she’s standing by the job she did even as everyone around her…

I can’t believe it but I’m now hoping Trump and Co. start shitting on Haberman, Mika, et al even more so they can get another lesson is what bullying and bashing really looks like. Especially Haberman who JUST got a dose of it from Trump less than a couple of weeks ago.