Oh, no doubt. I get it though.

My dad used to get mad enough to want to fist-fight me every time I told him that, nah pops...OJ really did that shit.

Punctuation, it’s not just for smart people anymore.

if he is you, this means neither one of you are actually masturbating. You are giving handjobs.

No he’s still pretty butt, he’s just been around too long to make this list. Fifth-year players are too old for this list.

Nope.

I’ve actually worked to get Democrats elected.

Stop this! No one is asking for perfection. We’re asking would you please, Mr./Mrs. Candidate stop pandering to people who think your base is made up of lazy, worthless, colored people whose lives don’t matter. That’s actually the least we can ask for from a “progressive” candidate - the very least.

But he marched once in 65!

I can’t remember where else it’s happened, but that last shot of Mario commiserating with a too-depressed-to-show-his-face Bowser really charmed me. It reminds me of the great Neil Gaiman’s “A Black and White World” from Batman: Black and White (free on Comixology), of all things, where Batman and Joker are just…

A pun.

I was surprised that the Moon didn’t have any nods to Galaxy and Princess Rosalina. I was seriously expecting her to be up there complaining about Bowser taking over the Temple of Time.

Balancing the roster. Out of the 26 heroes in the game, 12 are male, 3 are mechanical, with Zen sounding male, Orisa sounding female, and Bastion being pretty neutral. The game started with 8 female heroes, and now has 11. This way men and women are fairly evenly represented, which given the game’s popularity among…

What the hell is supposed to be “stereo-typically” Irish about her? The blending of shadow and light? The half-mask piece? Is there some Irish stereotype about shooting beams that I’m unaware of?

Between this and Mercy’s buff, it seems Lucio is going to be relegated to getting the team to control points first and then switching, and not sure what Ana will be used for now.

Still, it looks like a fun character, and since I main Lucio when I’m healing, I’ll be giving her a try.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

I recently had a similar but much less annoying Amazon shipping issue. I added a phone splitter to an order. I made sure it qualified for free shipping, but did not realize it was being shipped from China. So even though it shipped out in a couple days, the estimated arrival is 1-2 months after the order was placed.…

Musk is suffering from British Leyland Syndrome, he’s allowed his managers (and himself, probably) to decide that picking fights with his workforce is more important than making cars. He needs to get on top of that, even if it means accepting strong unions, if Tesla is to survive.

Delete this last post, and just claim it. It’s too good not to.

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…