This is just further evidence that all cars should be banned!

I thought the article was going to be about how regularly drinking coffee from a French press may cause elevated cholesterol levels. I guess Gizmodo doesn't care about the health of your friends and family (kidding).

mostly banana peels.

Netlix!? Is that a new service? Sounds like it'll cost more than $8 per month.

When it first launched, it was "The Facebook."

I just use one of these. Not truly "espresso" but it makes damn good coffee.

I feel your pain but it's even worse for me: My girlfriend watches Desperate Housewives.

Why wouldn't kids who like coloring become scientists when they get older? That's like saying "If your kid likes swing sets, there's a good chance he/she isn't going to become a scientist."

This is really, really cool. Thank you.

You're right, I don't! I'm a stupid dumb-dumb-head!

I'm guessing HTC and Samsung are doing the modern equivalent of shredding papers right now.

Very good point. Malaria and West Nile virus love tires.

Here's my guess as to why Chase doesn't have to pay a percentage: ATMs don't make sales, they dispense cash, hence there is no direct margin. And people with cash in hand are more likely to buy things in Grand Central Station stores. Higher sales for stores mean more profit for the MTA.

Maybe they do have jobs.

"Jesus Chirst" is banned, "Jesuschrist" is banned, but "Jesus Christ" is not. "Insest" is banned, but "incest" is not.

I guess they have something against cumquats?

Does anyone else have the ironically placed "Judge a man by his drink." Drambuie ad on the side of the article?

Possibly the gene's protein interacts with another protein encoded on chromosome 23. Since men can have certain recessive genes exposed on chromosome 23 that women don't (e.g. color blindness), there could be something going on there.

I wonder if you could rig a Nerf gun to actually shoot sausages.

And a Gizmodo Writers vs Corrections Taggers match.