YES. I’m patiently awaiting marriage so I can finally be gifted a KitchenAid stand mixer + dough hook attachment

The only reason to get married is to GET a high-end stand mixer.

Meh, I got my wife a really nice kitchen mixer for her birthday a few years ago. She was less “What, am I your kitchen slave now?” and more “Fresh brioche all day e’ry day, bitches!”

Did you know that it’s possible to enjoy punk, hip hop, and pop all at the same time?

Did anybody else think that whole show looked like it was on tape?

“These aren’t uncommon reactions for people who have suffered violence at the hands of sexual or romantic partners (and attacking a sexual assault victim’s credibility is a defense tactic as common as it is ugly).”

You shut your mouth DeadpOOI (whichever fuck state you sprung forth from)! Bruce Springsteen is the one pure and good thing in New Jersey. He is an about average musician which by NJ standards makes him a God. And he is our God. We offer him daily tributes of salted taffy, anchovy pizza and middle aged white women.

What's your screen name on BTX?

Yeah because Rock n Roll is measure by # of notes. Ever heard of Bo Diddley or Chuck Berry. How about James Brown? You sound like a sad prog-rock Yes fan.

Aww crap. Here come the "I liked that band until they sold out" hipster doofus contingent. Go shine your beards, and get some pants that fit.

Hating Springsteen is more about identity than liking him. His first 3 albums are fuckin great.

His first three albums are fantastic

who called his referring to nearly every female character on The River as “little girl” disrespectful and demeaning

Next week: Why doesn’t Candy have a light bulb in her hallway?

I have a feeling that Duncan’s (Zowie) young life was probably tumultuous and the nanny probably played a big part in raising him. It’s really nice that David honored that.

Any excuse to post a Bowie gif I will take.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

Wait until your husband repeatedly cheats on you without protection and then come talk to me about how much integrity you’ll have, ladies. This man risked her life. He could have passed on serious sexually transmitted diseases which could kill or or render her unable to have children because she wouldn’t know (being…

I would absolutely mean any mistress of my husband’s harm, unless she had no idea he was a married man.

I went on a cruise once. I spent a shit ton of money and was bored out of my skull about 73% of the time. Plus there’s a sense of claustrophobia at all times that you have to tamp down when you know in the back of your head that if something bad happens, there’s no escape.