My husband and I sleep separately and we like each other so much more now. By the way, you could hang meat in my bedroom. No, this is not a sexytime double-entendre. In the summer, I crank up the a/c and use a fan. In the winter, I shut off the heating duct in my bedroom and crack open a window. I sleep the sleep of…

I have trouble breathing whenever I see this picture. It's always worth it.

You're welcome. ^^

I feel your mother-in-law pain, I really do. No snark at all. I would now respectfully ask that you feel *my* pain just a teensy bit.

Are you kidding? The most beautiful sentence my mother ever uttered to me (while I was in college and SKINNY) was, "What the hell are you on?"

I am about halfway through and I'm perfectly happy to let the season wash over me and figure out how I feel afterward.

Well, the sanctimony choir director seems to have made her way to the front of the room...I chose NOT to breastfeed. You know why? Because I didn't want to. I defy you to tell me that I didn't bond properly with my infant son, because every goddamn second I was with him - rocking him in the middle of the night,…

I had zero, I mean ZERO interest in breastfeeding. The whole idea was just repellent to me. I took a lot of shit in the hospital from the lacto-nazis who visited and it was so insulting. I was recovering from an emergency C-section, I felt like crap and these two women were trying to make me feel I was being a lesser…

Now you're just trying to hurt me.

Get in line. :)

Yes. James Deen. I don't care if he utters a word.

Interestingly the vagina does not, in fact, create life. It doesn't destroy it, either. It is merely a portal. Clearly, you failed basic biology.

Here's my question: why did she not post the email itself? I think some public shaming is in order here. I know *I* would like to have a word or two with that stain of a human.