Please. Clean up this article.

This article reads like it was written by an angry iphone fanboy who couldn’t be bothered to actually review the device. Cameras? Guaranteed to once again trounce the latest iphone in both subjectivity and objectivity tests just like last year. Thats nothing? You don’t know how to work a temperature sensor? Really?…

What a boring thing to harp on about since the release of Oblivion. So just don’t join em all. Who gives a shit?

Every time I see a story about Dropbox I’m reminded I have a Box account with something like a 50gb of storage, free for life, because I registered an HP Touchpad I bought for new like $50 in 2011.

Feels like we are heading to a world where car buying is all microtransactions.  The car is free, but by the time you drive it a month like a grandmother it’s $80,000/month.  And God help you if you hoon it.

Too many words in that headline:

It’s even worse in the article! “Click to go places, but also, don’t.”

or, funny idea, don’t be a fuckin asshole for no reason. We’re allowed to have personal preference for pc environment but be upset that gaming isn’t as well supported on our choice of platform.

Uh, you know not buying the fucking games is a choice right?

You forgot the paid advertisement tag on this article. I know it’s paid because the only people who would call New World a “hit” are Amazon whores with a mouth full of Bezos cock.

Yeah, what is with Jalopnik’s shilling for dealers lately?

I have no pity for any dealer that’s left holding the bag after the last couple years of price gouging. 

I’m sure people are going to rage about this because it’s the internet and what is it good for if not raging about things that absolutely do not matter at all...but, honestly, it’s fine.

I’d be willing to bet a not insignificant amount that the vast, overwhelming majority of Destiny players buy everything upfront, and…

god that was beautiful to experience

Get your facts straight. Cash Cloud is the actual registered company name, Coin Cloud is just a DBA they use for branding. If you scroll all the way to the bottom of Coin Cloud’s site, you’ll see this:

Isn’t it even before that? Mainly, stated they were unaware of regulations (and paperwork) but the government lacks psychic police/the ability to deep dive into documentation to prove they did know and were choosing to ignore?

The allegation is more that they cant judge if they did or not as they didnt keep records.

Administrative shortcoming are OFTEN indicative or hide much bigger problems. If you saw a bunch of heroin needles around my house, wouldn’t the much bigger issue be that I was possibly mainlining heroin or would it be that my house is a little untidy?

This is surprisingly relatable to my job.

Translation of your translation: Didn’t GAF about emissions enough to bother with paperwork to keep track of whether it was polluting.