Please. Clean up this article.

What a boring thing to harp on about since the release of Oblivion. So just don’t join em all. Who gives a shit?

Every time I see a story about Dropbox I’m reminded I have a Box account with something like a 50gb of storage, free for life, because I registered an HP Touchpad I bought for new like $50 in 2011.

Feels like we are heading to a world where car buying is all microtransactions.  The car is free, but by the time you drive it a month like a grandmother it’s $80,000/month.  And God help you if you hoon it.

Too many words in that headline:

It’s even worse in the article! “Click to go places, but also, don’t.”

or, funny idea, don’t be a fuckin asshole for no reason. We’re allowed to have personal preference for pc environment but be upset that gaming isn’t as well supported on our choice of platform.

Uh, you know not buying the fucking games is a choice right?

You forgot the paid advertisement tag on this article. I know it’s paid because the only people who would call New World a “hit” are Amazon whores with a mouth full of Bezos cock.

Yeah, what is with Jalopnik’s shilling for dealers lately?

I have no pity for any dealer that’s left holding the bag after the last couple years of price gouging. 

I’m sure people are going to rage about this because it’s the internet and what is it good for if not raging about things that absolutely do not matter at all...but, honestly, it’s fine.

I’d be willing to bet a not insignificant amount that the vast, overwhelming majority of Destiny players buy everything upfront, and…

Remember always what our Lord told his flock: “Follow me.” And he went on to say, “Set me free. Trust me and we will escape from the city.”

“Have you considered there’s a labor shortage because 600,000 people died,”

Really, $1 billion is chunk of change compared with what Egypt lost while the Ever Given was jammed in the Suez Canal, blocking all traffic. Egypt lost $95 million in transit fees alone during the six-day closure.

The point is that self-driving technology has to be better than a human.