The NYT editorial staff is really milking this weed thing, aren't they? You came to a realization that pretty much everyone under 50 came to a long long long time ago. Congratulations.

I'm here to give you the attention you desperately crave.

You're wanted back on set, Mr. Tatum.

I'll never forget putting "Cornflake Girl" on the jukebox at a bar with a bunch of drunk women in their 30s. It went like this:

You'll have to be willing to accept that one of the Jezebel writers thinks you're a disgusting pathetic loser, though.

How to treat herpes with coconut oil:

1/10 would not angrily reply

He always sounds that way. He puts on the stupidest little tough-guy affect in pretty much everything he says. It's tiresome.

How is any situation in which a person is only paying attention to you because you're paying them to pay attention to you, an enjoyable experience? Wait staff at a restaurant not included. Otherwise, it's just awkward.

You've got a thick manly neck I bet. Lucky.

All that's missing is something about "in this day and age."

There there. 60 Minutes will be on soon and then you can get to bed.

Make a plan and then start taking action to make it reality. Talk with friends or family about maybe staying with them until you get a long-term solution figured out. Do this before you get too depressed and start thinking "maybe this isn't so bad" and end up staying with him for a long time, or you end up pregnant.…

The world has been a mess for a while now. Ever since right about the time that the first Homo sapiens started getting together and doing Homo sapien stuff. Maybe that's just a coincidence, though.

Whether you intent to or not, you're really coming off like an asshole. But that's not a crime.

How fucking great is this? The answer is: So fucking great.

I admit following the E Online link because I'm powerless to sideboob. But LMFAO at this little gem over there.

"Your the best" is so cringe-inducing.

We would have gotten along great then!

File under Awkward: While having drunken sex in college, she started crying halfway through (but in no way stopping) and talking about her friend from high school who had committed suicide. Then she said "hurt me" and turned over so I could do her from behind.