You bastard.

I watch enough that the ones I am a fan of and the ones that are ubiquitous through their fame I recognize immediately. I'm pretty sure that's Sasha Grey in the top photo, I knew Joanna Angel from that pic before I read her name. I'm not even a fan of either of them.

The email instructed the possibly pudgy ladies to "give a HOOT!" about their weight. This was a reference, we presume, to the school's svelte avian mascot, an owl.

The heart wants what it wants. And that wiener dog got that burly bitch.

Great to see a woman getting a -

Biggio played so long in the bigs I thought he could have worn this hat.

This comment needs more love.

I think I love you.

This post makes me need to drop some large Kimye

A quick, inexpensive alternative:

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And there was that time in The Incredible Hulk (I'm sure you'll all remember) when Nick Fury hired a stripper for Rick Jones' bachelor party.

Wait, didn't we just talk about scalded vaginas yesterday?

Catcalling your own momma, virgins, scalded vaginas...

...she forgot to cleanse her hands of jalapeño juice before hitting the shower.

But can he deal with the pressure of DEFLOWERINATION?

Her mouth isn't a virgin,