The "s" at the end is a typo, and note the lack of a comma. "Get on my level cunt," as Odell flattened it.

Get mad about it, guy.

I'm exactly on the one-handed level. My left.

I'd pay not to watch either.

Grandmas: they're just like us!

I read them all, and now I feel like I might vomit. I might take your path next year.

Too much manscaping. Hair needs freedom.

That comment deserves a pat on the head.

Ha! I like your explanation better. Perhaps Allenby let out a Thirstin' Howl when the strippers got on stage.

Moments earlier, Allenby apparently told Khamis that he had just come from a strip club, where he had been hoping to "get some action," and believed that he had been drugged.

You mean haoles?

You have to admit the flag is a big plus.

They should have warned me that parenthood would be a terrifying weight that would feel like mailed fist squeezing my chest cavity for at least the first two years.