You can buy plain Fage almost everywhere these days.

Am I the only one who gets super creeped out by women who so thoroughly adopt the “mom” identity that it may as well be their name? That shit ain’t right.

My kids ate brownies for breakfast today. I’m like....it’s pretty much a granola bar anyway. But most flavored yogurt is WAY too fucking sugary, even for me.

Frame underneath, drill holes fill with concrete and rebar, patch around outside, remove frame.

I would have liked to have found out that his name was Mike. And that somehow Detective Mike Logan fell ass over teakettle into loads of money after his exile to Staten Island, only to come back and claim Manhattan for his very own.

You were too good for her Chris Noth.

This is such BS. His real name was Mike Logan and he was a NYPD detective.

I see your cute doggo, and raise you my puppy Franklin. Note the one ear up, one ear down situation he has going on here. And that tail? That tail is curly, my friend.

I do not know baby CPR, but I do know pet CPR. People know better than to leave children with me. When I catsit, the animals do not pick up my sailor mouth.

Indeed it is. I found her abandoned in Van Cortlandt Park a few years back, hence the name “Vanny.” 

I too can play the game of “dog in four boxes.”

Meet “Vanny.”

Re: Eminem and his beard

Or Puppy McPuppymill

I read the title originally as “How to Store Fresh Eggs So They Really Last”, then looked at the picture and thought OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE EGGS!?!

It’s one of the most diverse places in America! And because of that, the food can’t be beat. Plus, yes, also spider man 😎

YASS QUEENS

As a child I thought Jamaica, Queens was the only Jamaica. And that you could “Come to Jamaica and feel alright” by hopping on the LIRR.

Nice to see Queens show its pride in one of its own. And nice to see it reciprocated.

Laguardia is a pretty big deal in NYC. I love Nicki Minaj, but she is not the most famous alumnus. Jennifer Aniston, Ellen Barkin, Adrien Brody, Liza Minelli, Al Pacino, etc., all graduated from LGHS.

The seal should also be present