Your first post before the edit had many more salacious details.

it’s called “stock” and you can make it yourself in several very simple steps:

1) get a rotisserie chicken from costco

The only one hysterical was Sessions the elf. He was the one yelling and that is why the senator rescued him, yelling at Harris, she was the only one who was not hysterical there.

Kamala Harris is the only Senator on the judiciary committee who’s an actual prosecutor. This seems to especially bother John McCain (who’s been sitting in and interrupting her despite NOT being a member of the committee).

Here she is looking real hysterical at the hearing

I wonder how many people genuinely thought they were friends with Diane and now feel hurt.

Even ‘cafe au lait’ from an automatic vending machine is good in France, somehow. I don’t understand. I drink my coffee black at home, too!

Doubt it, all of Hollywood loves to make excuses for that little neurotic shit, so they can continue to act in his movies without feeling guilt.

...could be why she doesn’t have any other “friends.”

Picture of said teens. Apparently they were looking for a g-g-g-g-ghost.

Surprise! Things are still wildly uncivil between Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian. [Celebitchy]

Well, if I recall, she was very outspoken about the strength of Woody Allen’s character and she considers him a BFF. So chin up, Diane! It sounds like you’ve managed to surround yourself with at least one quality dude.

• How she hopes to be at 30: “I hope when I’m 30 I’m not bent up about the media. That’d be such an unhappy life to live: You’re gonna be 30 and worry about what people are saying online.”

Seriously? He told one girl that if she wanted to prove she was his number one fan, she needed to bend over and show him her butthole. She repeatedly told him she didn’t want to and he pressured her over and over, telling her she needed to do it to prove she was his number one fan (and if she was lucky she could suck…

Seriously? Read the court transcripts. This guy is a predator and a sociopath. Don’t defend him. It makes you look terrible.

Fucking gross. I ALWAYS think I know how horrible human beings are, and I am always wrong. This is coming from someone who has excavated mass graves.

She and Wyden were literally the only ones to not allow him airtime for his bs and to insist he answer the actual question asked. People are really tired of the BS and so of course we are eager for someone to come along who might cut the bullshit. You don’t need to shout her down - she’s deserving of our excitement…

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you three would kill you. Would you take a handful?

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.