The waiter was probably upset because they wanted the trash wine.

...goes off to watch Gosford Park in the meantime.

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

So once upon a time, there was a website named Gawker that liked to make concrete statements about people while attributing the info behind them to “anonymous sources...”

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

Poor Corey Haim.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The Bronx really isn’t that scary.

Blame Peter Theil. Gawker had to go somewhere.

At first I thought “The Dentonite” was Nick Denton’s new rag and got unreasonably excited.

YES!!!!!

While I agree with a lot of your points, in their defence, as to why it’s on Gizmodo, this could have been caused by a Note 7.

Also, since she seems to be a huge dog lover I imagine the scene went “We have to carry him!” and she swooped him up and that was that before anyone could say “I’ll help”.

For those who are wondering about Charlie Bear’s health and/or comfort, the linked story mentions the bride and groom are both veterinarians. I think he had a good time.

I love when people vocalize for their animals (like I do). The ‘Aunt Katie, I can’t’ part? Oh man.

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

Colin Powell has served his country long and well and he’s earned the right to say whatever the hell he wants.

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

And Queen B being too cool for school and not even getting off the couch? Girrrl, please. We all know you’re thirsty. as. hell. about this franchise.