She was free to not commit the crime and have the surgery all on her own at any time she chose to.

I created a folder for the mandatory apps called “Worthless Stupidity” and parked it on the fifth screen over. I sure showed them, but deleting them will be even sweeter.

So basically, we’re gonna be stuck with Vicki forever, cause the drama surrounding the accident was completely fabricated, and the only person it benefited was Vicki. So in the end Vicki has the majority of the group and Shannon and Megan are on the outside, everything from last year forgotten. Just cause you’re in a…

I genuinely don’t understand why Jim and Meghan are married. He openly acts like he can’t stand being around her.

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

Monsters have feelings and are often misunderstood. I don’t think it’s fair to compare them to Ann Coulter.

“A monster of a human being. The worst person I’ve ever worked with in my life.” - I don’t know, that sounds kind of generous.

I believe in most states murder has no statute of limitations. So there are crimes with no statute of limitations, with the more serious the crime, the lengthier the statute. Primarily so that if new, compelling evidence emerges, you don’t have a person who committed a crime walking around scot free.

The reason why I support this is because of the rape kit backlogs. As more and more of the kits are tested there is a good amount of proof there are serial rapists. At least in Michigan they’re testing kits well over 10 years old, if they find a pattern of a serial rapist in them there is a chance they won’t be able…

Or she was told that store policy was not to sell however many she wanted in one transaction and she threw a tantrum.

People who steal credit cards often try to buy as many gift cards as possible before the cards are canceled. Then they can use/sell them at their leisure. Unfortunately, it seems likely the clerk looked at her and made that judgement.

I feel like we’re missing some important information regarding the gift card story. Anti money laundering laws only allow stores to sell $500 per gift card brand per person per day. I wonder if that was part of the issue.

I prefer “female” to modify a noun — it just sounds more grammatically correct to me — but my editors disagree and changed it.

Here’s another huge wrinkle - By taking THIS LONG to resign, there will be no special election, and Hawk, a Republican, allows Abbott, a frothing-at-the-mouth-I-got-mine-fuck-you Far Right fuckward Republican, to APPOINT her replacement, instead of having the citizens of Dallas (a rather blue city overall in Texas)…

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

prescription drugs prescribed for back pain, the DMN’s sources told them, as well as a drug to treat attention deficit disorder.