She should not consider anyone in the Senate. We need each democratic senator we have in there to stick around and hold the ground we have. Isn’t there a good natured Governor from somewhere who she can ask?

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

This week also saw Scotland allow agender identification as a legal status (ie passports and such) and for trans folk they can change their gender on their birth certificate as easily as their name now (ie no more panels deciding whether or not a person is male or female).

Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

I think its obscene that Sanders is bankrolling a losing campaign on the backs of the working poor.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

I’m not even ashamed to admit I still use his Sweatin’ to the Oldies tapes. Well, DVDs now. Please be okay, Richard. You are the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t an exercise failure.

You think Cookie Monster would be any worse than Paul Ryan or John Bohener? He’d certainly cry less.

Your comment reminds me of something I do at any bar association events. Any time I get a compliment, I say “no, I’m not (insert good adjective here), but (insert either name of partner or the firm of the person I am talking to) is definitely known for (being that aforementioned good adjective). Then I take a long…

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

Every time people go on about Avery being innocent because he never hurt a fly I can’t get over the fact that he doused a live cat in fuel and tossed it towards a fire and laughed as it burned to death... and admitted it.

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

In my experience, people who willfully violate one boundary will tend to violate ALL the boundaries.

I know, right? Let’s just for shits and giggles say that he didn’t assault her.

While in Seattle the two officers, both members of the Special Victims Division, took the victim on a ten-hour long bar crawl.