Well, if you’re pregnant in Texas, I would imagine they would do anything for your child. Until it is born.

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

Really? I thought sparklers were hotter.

What a lady killer. (I’m sorry.)

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

“We have about five different pavement markings that designate where someone was burned to death for being a heretic.”

How can anyone with all those luxury items not know to put a cover on their damn toothbrush? And who puts the dildo on top of everything in their bag?

Q: Guess What Vogue Staffers Are Packing For the Holidays?

Holy hell, I got annoyed when U2 gave me a free album on iTunes, I would FLIP OUT if Republican politicians used my phone number to invite me to some event.

And this my friends, is how you identify a page skimmer.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

In case no one has posted this yet.

Because Hillary’s campaign is bankrolled by George Soros, who—SURPRISE!—has also funded $33M to BLM. Just shocking that BLM would then disrupt Sanders campaign events...

What is colossally stupid is the number of people who criticize Sanders’s ideas (and Hamilton’s defense of them) without offering up ideas as to what Sanders/other candidates SHOULD do. It’s like you’re saying “Here’s a list of all this racist shit that’s wrong with this country!” And Sanders is like “OK, here is what…

Seems like a very all-or-nothing take. If Bernie can’t fix the problem 100%, on the day he takes office, then he’s ripe for criticism because he hasn’t done enough and won’t do enough in the future? Not really a fan of that analysis.

You’re totally right—instead of planning to alleviate racism with economic tools, Sanders should instead just plan to make every American sign a pledge stating “I won’t be racist.” That would be a much better solution.