I refer back to my comment on Game 2. It was a tough game, but maybe one of the goals was soft. The rest were a combination of bad defense and bad puck luck. They’ve got the defense sorted out and the puck is bouncing their way now.

You call that a hockey kiss?

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

“You know what I like.”

Nice to see Bieber will also throw on a hairstyle from team Korn.

Who else is surprised that, of the two of them, McEnroe is not the one who became the angry, bigoted, old person yelling at kids to get off of his/her lawn?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

I won’t forget the first time I strolled down the North Wildwood boardwalk and noticed an aquarium set up between the game booths. An aquarium, less than 100 yards from the ocean? I almost wanted to cry for those poor fish.

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…

It would appear the people of Nashville were catfished into thinking they had a chance to win the cup.

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

I used to eat sandwiches consisting of Duncan Hines frosting and Ben and Jerry’s between Pop-Tarts.

My freshman year of college, I completed the “pizza two mile” with several of my cross-country teammates. One whole Papa John’s large cheese pizza, eight laps on a track. Eat a slice, run a lap, continue for eight of each. I finished the ordeal in 16 minutes and 17 seconds, and it remains both my greatest athletic and…