I used to play roller hockey on 6th Ave and Houston in Manhattan an Tim Robbins was a regular player. Always showed up late, would scout the players on the other team, and then tell all the good players he wanted them on his team (and who is going to say no to Tim Fucking Robbins?!) I was never into his bullshit so I…

Still laughing 20 mins later and had to tell you that

I’m from New Jersey. I lived in Dallas 3 years. Great city with some amazing people. But this is the same under the table hand job I saw while working at an oil and gas company there. Whatever garners a potential “deal” is what goes and gets attention. Oh, and as one person above said, he’s less accomplished than Rex…

I’ve played hockey at several high levels (SKA2 in Russia being the highest, and those guys don’t fuck around) but I’ve never seen a person fling their head, throw their stick, and just drop like a bag of polish hill potatoes. It’s a hard, fucking brutal game and get used to it, Sid (still acting like a kid) Crosby.

Yeah My Lai was handled well. My lies are not as good as your your uncle’s buddy’s.

Pshhh, trees are all bark and no bite

Northern New Jersey high school gym teacher did the same thing. This is blowing my mind that so many other teachers did this.

Charles Woodson was just a corner back

John Scott hits harder than this joke

+millions of dollars

I know he’s getting older and it’s a stressful job... But he looks like the guy at my bar who drinks 4 gin martinis before 2 in the afternoon.

I worked at an oil & gas investments company and there were two black guys and I don’t know how they did it. I’m a liberal white guy and had to leave from a combination of the ignorance I saw and just the total lack of human empathy I saw in the company. But those two dudes stayed long after me and I can’t imagine…

Bert, is he elite?

Random Internet kindness is so few and far between. +8 billion hugs to everyone today for this

As a Devils fan, this turned a terrible evening at the bar into an extremely memorable moment. Everyone was screaming and high-fiving all the way through our 5-2 loss. I love dirty sports.