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Do they still hate each other? Or is that Mike’s Hard Lemonade under the bridge at this point?

wow. Not a dry Mike in the building.

before demanding that they go pick up some food

If you clothes don’t have holes in them, how do you get them on?

Shirley Temple: A game with 45+ points, 15+ rebounds, 5+ assists and 5+ blocks

I had a guy do that here a few weeks ago regarding Talbot! Really wondered how any educated fan could think Talbot > Hank. I’m sad to hear it wasn’t just one idiot...

i got two projectile shitting kids and a projectile vomiting wife i’m sorry for coming in hot. it’s a fucking warzone in this motherfucker.

i don’t want anyone to destroy their spine, regardless of how fucking worthless they are as a human. for real though don’t be like don jr people. buy starting strength and learn how to do it the right way.

I’m a Rangers fan and you’d be amazed how many of our fans are made we traded Cam Talbot and Antti Raantaa to keep Lundqvist. Hockey fans are fucking stupid.

Eric Trump neutered my pit bull just by staring at him.

It’s been incredible to see so many Habs fans on IG & Twitter, and ones I know in real life, toss Price under the bus & declare Lindgren the face of the franchise.

I would pay good money to see Junior play Justin Bieber one-on-one.

So, he must have some nagging injury, right?

No no, you misheard. The NFL’s not perpetually in a quantum superposition. It’s perpetually taking one dumb stupor position.

How do I write in the profane youth hockey coach from the other day?

In the US most hockey kids are from comfortable families, but in Canada, particularly in small towns, it’s played by a wide range of kids. Like in small towns in America, or poor urban neighbourhoods, it’s important to have community facilities and organized sports leagues because all kids should have some of the…

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

This sick fuck doesn’t deserve to be locked behind parallel bars.

He was last seen putting an offer on the New York Islanders.