Hiwever, some dude is prison is definitely going to give him a floor exercise.

The Lame Stream Media is also hiding his marathon World Record.

Papa John’s is already in Russia........

Every old ass Ranger fan leaves for Florida at some point.

Papa Murphy’s is a “Take and Bake” from what I remember. My dad and I (from NJ) were visiting a relative at a prison in California and all we wanted after that was some comfort food. We saw Papa Murphy’s in some strip mall and were genuinely happy to see a pizza spot so quickly. Waltzed right in and asked for an…

If there was Deadspin copy editor, the final copy would be more RE, so just be grateful

They still wouldn’t be able to rule what a catch is

If you can’t beat them, join them... but if you can’t beat anyone... try to join with someone who no one can beat.... because if they can’t beat anyone then you have won?

Ughgh, I hate to be THAT Devils homer with a chip on his shoulder, but what about our hot start (Barry fucking POS Melrose said we are the most exciting team in the league) and young talent. We are fast, young, and genuinely exiting to watch. Sorry for trying to put NJ on the map, but everyone whose taken a domestic…

I mean, California weed is exceptional, so after smoking, eating, dabbing, etc, it must be Good?

Fuck, I laughed at this way too hard. + something

Oh man, this is some good shit

Yeah that pissed me off

I think it’s because he’s taken so many shots over the years. Doesn’t want his kids live to see him with CTE or DUI

I was in Seattle for 3 weeks, smoking an 8th of nug a day, mostly on public. Never got talked to by a police officer but they did hassle meth/dope heads. Never saw anyone get busted for weed, black or otherwise.

That Gorilla is Glued to the ground!! Sorry I’ll see myself out...

I got a ticket in Aspen for “Public Consumption of Cannabis” and I paid that, saved it, and then made a rolling tray out of it. Do I smoke in public now? Yes. Do I act like an ass snd smoke it with reckless abandon? Yes, I’m stoned.

Good break down. I’ve been to Colorado about a dozen times since it’s been legal for both weed and just general Colorado awesomeness (Beer, hiking, skiing, etc). But I’m from New Jersey, and anyone who frequents this site know how shitty Christie is. So still, 4+ years later, I’m sketched going to a dispensary. It’s…

I rock the lemon in a PBR super hard. Doesn’t cost extra at the bar, and the citrus does somethingsomething amazing to those shit grains. Highly recommended. Also Lone Star with a lime, but it doesn’t improve it as drastically.