Haha, funny how the guy was like: “It was all in good fun”. Man who the hell contacts 30 gamestops to try and prove an article wrong in “good fun”.

I don’t know, abandoning your reddit account is the purest form of admitting wrongdoing.

People keep harping on the whole “anonymous sources” thing, which is dumb. I hate being a journalism student and seeing soooooo many people not understand that anonymous sources are appropriate when the editorial staff is trusted by readers and smart enough to independently verify the stories they get. Such as Kotaku.…

Many blessings to you, Jason Schreier. You’re doing the lord’s work on this here website and have been for a good long time now.

Schreier’s Cat(?): The game is both on schedule and delayed until such time that Jason Schreier reports that it is delayed. Then, it is delayed. Unless you live on 4chan. There, the game is always on-time, and you can trust everyone. They called Gamestops.

Fortunately, most Kotaku readers are super normal and chill!

The older I get the, the more I disconnect myself with other “gamers.” I just don't understand this mindset, ****ing nut jobs.

You are gonna stand there like an idiotic troll or you are gonna explain what’s wrong with my comment? Why Pokemon Go is a greater security risk than any other app that uses the same hardware? Why no other security expert flag Pokemon Go like that idiot Adam Reeve or something like it was the end of the world?

The way some fans react to a 2-month delay is akin to the way my 2-year-old niece reacts to being told she needs a nap when she’s gone cranky. It’s as if the world is mere moments away from ceasing to exist, and throwing a fit is the only possible way to save it.

A little fresh air will do you some good, buddy.

Just had to delay this one too, didn’t you Jason?

God damn, I never expected PC master race tears to taste this good! I think I'm gonna pass out from orgasmic pleasure

You need to get out and get some air there, chief.

I did a good deal of paper letter writing in basic training where that was the prescribed mode of communication w/ the outside world and I’m confident in saying that if someone had sent me this postcard, they wouldn’t be getting a reply. This reads like one of the periodic 2-screen long text messages I get from my…

PS: Avoid the Nopeapples.

VW knows that these are the only pokemon there:

“Dropping hints” is fucking awful advice for someone who’s mentally stable, let alone someone who would commit suicide.

Bad, bad advice.

Jesus man, this is HORRIBLE advice. Have you ever been around other actual human beings?

Jesus Fucking Christ. This is about as tactful as batting her with a newspaper until she goes away. I really hope you’re very young.