I don’t understand why anybody would use something that I don’t think I’d find useful. Aren’t the range of usage scenarios I can come up with in the time it takes to make a comment all the usage scenarios possible? Isn’t everyone exactly like me? Help! My imagination is being strangled by a solipsistic conception of…

So fucking calm. Like the waters around Atlantis as it sinks into the sea.

Oooh, you’re being told to “calm down”. Are you feeling calmer now that some random internet commenter dude mansplained how un-pedicured feet hurt his boner?

No.

They’re feet for fucks sake, clean ones at that. Leave her alone.

Totally. What a disgusting garbage monster she is for daring to have only clean, neat, presentable feet.

Aw, I was actually kind of relieved to see she hadn’t painted her toenails. I was debating wearing a nice pair of sandals to work today, and then I didn’t because I hadn’t painted my nails. I got all excited to see this, thinking maybe it’s getting acceptable, but I guess my first instinct was right.

you seem fun

This was my favorite bit: “There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.”

sorry creep.

“Sliwa added that he also believes the feeling is mutual: “I had an attraction to her, and I have felt some sexual tension when I have been in her presence,”

Midway through page 3 of 9 she states, “we are Floridian-Americans”. That was enough for me.

I mentioned in the post that the never part of his diet might not work for you, but that you can still embrace the approach overall. Even if you sometimes do eat fast food or canned soup, you can still make an effort to not eat those things very often.

I think you’re missing the last paragraph of the story: “Of course, your lists don’t have to match his exactly. Compile your own list of foods to try and eat daily, a couple times a week, once a week, and (almost) never that match your individual goals.”

o’nutters

They should have figured out it wasn’t by a real Juggalo when they noticed all the words were spelled correctly.

Well considering his penchant for pushing crap that isn’t backed by data, it makes sense.

This kind of reporting on the Sony hacks I’m interested in, not a bitchy rundown of Amy Pascal’s grooming products.

It gets worse. It gets much MUCH worse. If there is such a thing as “spiritual abuse” that's it.

What about dopamine? It's a chemical, and watching porn can release a ton of it in the brain.