I don't know where this plays in, but I know that a lot of Goodwill donations actually get shipped overseas to third-world countries... which sounds like a good idea in theory, but is actually really harmful to their economies. Making clothing can be done by unskilled labor, making it perfect for countries with little…

EXACTLY. Having tried literally every other strategy to be taken seriously, we might have to all band together and embrace arson.

Boob snorkel.

(Not for realz under any circumstance, even if the guy was the sole owner and I was certain no one else would be harmed in any way. But I've dealt with KEEP YOUR HANDS FUCKING OFF ME and having that not respected by a faculty member at a prestigious university, and I can relate to wanting to torch the place.)

"Even as I'm walking out the door, he kept trying to put his hands on me, and I was like, 'No!'"

Are we not supposed to have nipples now? Seriously? UGGGGHHHHHHH.

This! As someone who's struggled with an eating disorder but who would benefit from losing weight in a healthy way... this. For me, numbers lead to obsession and insanity.

This is probably more sad than anything else, but as someone who's built her life around singledom, letting one person into my life seems like absolutely the most the world could ask from me. Like, I look at the time and energy I have to devote to another person, and there's just not enough there for more than one.…

I was hoping it was about vamp porn. Nope.

I want a six-foot print-out of this to put on my ceiling above my bed.

How to handle repeated failure. How to be content with doing "alright", not "outstanding" in life. How to be gentle with myself.

Is that a recent LL pic? She looks really different

My new tinder name.

This is part of why women seem to love assholes; it has nothing to do with "assholes get all the women" and everything to do with the fact that they know how to present themselves and they put themselves out there. They're making a point to flirt, to be engaging and - critically - making a move. That's part of why…

You mean that my Fitbit isn't effective in the corner of my underwear drawer it lives in? Never seeing the light of day, never feeling the wind on its face? Next you're going to tell me that my treadmill-used-exclusively-as-a-clothes-drying-rack isn't helping me burn calories just by taking up precious space in my…

Preach.

Cats have completely owned the natural selection thing. They've out-cuted babies, and the whole reason nature made babies cute is so we don't eat them. Ergo, we're going to soon start eating babies and being willing to sacrifice our lives for our cats'.

Hells yes.

Actually, sewing elastic into your jeans causes autism. —The Ass-Crack Bandit.

I had a nightmare about that and I only read the title.