Fuck the Democratic Party for not actually developing a bench. We were choosing between a flawed candidate (at least in terms of public perception — which is all that matters) and a 75 year old guy who mostly identified as socialist.

let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Radar operator: Capt, there is a giant flock of birds traveling at Mach 2 coming towards us.

That’s pure Gilles Villeneuve.
That wheel lock up just transpires Dijon 1979:

‘ahhhhhh, shit shit shit - hey, that worked :)’

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

The penalty had nothing at all to do with blocking, did you even watch the race?

It was a bit of a “Trust me, this is the best solution.” sort of thing. The person who was supposed to be responsible had no real answers other than “I guess we’re going to have to pay them.” I was like, “fuck no.” It was quick, quiet and forgotten about by the end of the week. Which is what happens when IT goes right…

Backups. I’ve experienced this at work. We have clicky people - so when it happened a bunch of people started panicking. I went to the managers and said: “We’re going to lose an hour’s work, but everything will be fine by the end of the next hour.”

I’ll take 2 hours of Bieber-induced idiocy (without earplugs, so you know I’m srs) over, say, working as a teacher, tyvm.

You can adjust the effects quite nicely in the options. I cranked everything up at first just to see what it looked like and then went back and tweaked it to what I can stand to look at. I went even further and tweaked it more in the ini settings.

I know Nexus is better, and that’s what I use for literally all of my other modded games...But I’m a lazy man, and take what I can get. I do what I can to make sure I’m getting the authentic version, but I hear what you’re saying.

I just straight up don’t want to play Skyrim without a few of my all-time favorite mods:…

Have Wet and Cold and Improved Cities been updated for the new release? Also, Bethesda dropping support for Steam Workshop is the kind of thing a asshole would do.

I’m already looking forward to the impeachment hearings if she wins. This is going to be fun*.

Well written.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Erwin Rommel was a well respected German officer, and didn’t want to be associated with the Nazi party. They could have left out the swastika and just used a plain iron cross instead.

I was volunteering at a local elementary school’s fall festival

To steal their youthful essence and halt their own decay.