My favorite part of this is Ring.com’s branding.  Talk about a free commercial.

I think the larger question is how do you burn down just the doorbell?

I dunno what he’s on but it must be great.

Three hours and nobody came?

Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

You can lick my bell-ell-ell/Lick my bell

3 hours of ringing that bell and no knob play? Misandry!

Perhaps they should hang a salt-lick on their front gate.

he was eating out that doorbell for 3 hours????

I think it’s safe to say we all enjoy a good doorbell licking every now and then, but three hours? That’s just ridiculous.

I got to the THREE HOURS detail and then I was like, wtf, THAT is fucking weird. And then I heard myself. I think the internet has finally broken me.

“He allegedly peed in their backyard” Hmm, if his bits were out of his pants after that, maybe it was something else he was doing

Same here. I was worried she wouldn’t keep up her game from Boys, but she certainly does with Juice.

She really is wonderful. Also, “Fitness” and its video are the best. 

You’re holding it. 

Where the hell my phone?

Lizzo is so great. Truth Hurts is one of my favorite music videos/songs ever.

Lizzo makes me happy.  That is all.

It was Jimmy Osmond who had a stroke, and the news came out about it yesterday but it happened last Thursday. And I read another review by someone who had an advance screener, so it’s definitely not live. WHY IS SO MUCH INFO ABOUT THIS STUPID SHOW OCCUPYING SPACE IN MY BRAIN?

NYU Langone bioethics professor Dr. Art Caplan said that Dr. Lee not charging for extractions and other supposedly nonessential procedures not covered by insurance in exchange for the ability to use the footage of said extractions in her online content “smacks of coercion and pressure.”