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The Ramen Games.

Basically . . . the Forbes fam themselves have blown much of their wealth over the past 20 years and their mag has become pay for play. They still have a sterling brand for some reason, though.

Oh, so kind of like how Trump made Forbes’ richest list thanks to self-reporting. Ever since I heard about that, I don’t believe any valuation that comes from them unless it’s supported by tax returns.

If you actually read the article, you’ll find out that even Forbes says they cannot actually verify the claims made by Kris Jenner and company. They even state that sales have gone down since the brand launched, so I’m not sure how they got the $900 million figure. It’s probably the figure Kris gave them.

Good choice. You can come use my washer and dryer if you bring the wine.

I can’t believe what Kris Jenner has been able to accomplish on behalf of her daughters. That is the story I’d want to read - she seems like such a complex character. Is she a villain that pimps out her daughters? Is she a business & marketing genius? Is she the sturdy matriarch trying to do best by her family? Is she…

She’s about as self-made as the president. 

Born on third and you think she hit a triple.

If she started a cosmetics company and it DIDN’T takeoff in some respect, I’d be shocked. Her mother is a savvy businesswoman who basically managed to turn just her own existence and the existence of her children into a money making machine. She has several siblings involved in the fashion and beauty world. Being…

Rich person becomes richer standing on the piles of money she was born with. Color me unimpressed.

If you count tweets about the article (since they chose to make her the cover model) the Forbes twitter account tweeted about Kylie Jenner 10 times. They tweeted about Kim K and several other women on the list, but only once and often didn’t mention their names. They also retweeted Kylie Jenner tweeting that she’s in…

The first iteration of this article I came across was on Buzz Feed this morning, while I was scrounging for quarters so I could go to the laundromat.

The Kardashians have been slapping their names on anything and everything for years hoping it will take off. Remember their SEARS clothing line? Remember the hair product line that failed? Remember Rob’s “sock company” that somehow still exists?

Forbes lost their credibility a while ago. I mean:

And she’s especially the target of criticism because of her multiple outsider status - woman of color, American, actress, no royal blood, etc.  

She’s also only been a royal for a hot minute. My lord, considering all the etiquette she’s probably had drilled into her head in the last few months vs. a LIFETIME of crossing her legs at the knee, the woman is bound to “do it wrong” (eyeroll) once in a while. Cut her some damn slack.

It’s interesting that everyone brushes off Charles literally writing letters to MPs to express his opinions on everything under the sun but Meghan says women getting the right to an abortion is interesting and the whole fucking monarchy is about to collapse with the hysteria.

I read the elbow thing yesterday and my eyes almost rolled out of my head. It boggles my mind that it is someone’s job description to, in all seriousness, know these rules and train people to maintain the ~decorum~.

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.