I think we all deserve to reclaim some time for that.

That’s a particularly mediocre Tuesday.

Hmmm. Are 20 year olds gen z?

Sir Patrick Steward seems beyond giving fucks and is high a lot. Can’t blame him for saying “screw it. I’ll play a poop.”

You WILL buy Sabra and you WILL LIKE IT!

Even though the US is filled with antisemitism US evangelical Christians really like Israel. Evangelical Christian vote+ pro-Israel Jewish vote= good time at the polls!

Apparently the guy was standing right next to the car, flashing the camera into the windows, along with a ton of other paps. That was an accident waiting to happen.

I think he just likes doing weird little things. That’s what I’d do if I had complete career control: make my money and name on a prestige project, and spend the rest of my life doing whatever strange projects I wanted and letting my name bring the $$ and eyeballs.

I hope to God one of her wigs is an afro!

Loving the blacksploitation throwback font. This is all i never knew i needed.

It’s lawsuit shit. Same reason why teachers aren’t allowed to break up fights or hug/let their students hug them.

One of my elementary school bullies friended me on FB. She shares all my stuff and it’s really really disturbing. Yeah, she seems like a changed person now—but I can’t help but get a twinge of anxiety whenever I get a notification about her liking or sharing my post, or when I see her profile thumbnail even though…

Yup. Honestly, had the women in my family been thinner their disorders would have been caught a long time ago.

I just had one last night. I still have gradeschool nightmares too.

The lemon cake flavor is deliiiicious....but if you eat more than the listed serving size it gives you the runs.

That was intensely satisfying. I feel very calm.

best chick tract!

Honestly a lot of those things don’t exist for kids who grow up in tough circumstances. I consider myself lucky in that my parents were very supportive of mental healthcare, but for a period of my childhood it wasn’t safe to go outside. I wasn’t even safe to go barefoot in the yard (something I was allowed to do in my…

Thisssss.

I argue that a modest trim is good for oral escapades on all genetalia. Nothing ruins a good time like having to constantly spit up hair.