It’s not the photo, she’s making a weird face in this pic.

I got 2(!) swooshy capes for Christmas and I walk around like if Miranda Priestly was a wizard.

It was maybe 3rd/4th grade, and I realized all my friends had their own home (not rented from a shit landlord) or a dog or both. We had neither. That was when I started understanding that we couldn’t afford things.

I think I was in 4th. That’s about the time I started getting sexually harassed too.

Some Jews do celebrate Christmas though-I know several people who identify as both culturally and religiously Jewish but loooovvve Christmas. So maybe it would be a good idea to say “The Jewish religion doesn’t celebrate Christmas and has many holidays in the fall.” That way you’re specifying the tenants of a thing…

Words. Many of them.

It’s implied, I think.

Which is pretty damn rude of that witch-cursing a preteen for being rude is like cursing a strange cat for scratching you when you try to pick it up.

My dad likes to BbQ and when we’ll have our white neighbours over he’ll make regular ribs and bland ribs. My neighbors will eat the bland ribs and go “oh, Korra’s dad! These ribs are so tasty! They pack quite a punch!”

The most horribly lactose intolerant person I knew was a white kid. I had the pleasure of sitting behind him in class right after lunch, and his farts were so incredibly potent that I still gag thinking about them.

Wrapped up like a douche, another odor in the night

They don’t understand that this means no coffee, very little (if any) tea, no corn or (I think) rice, and saying bye-bye to most fruits and all the funnest veggies.

They really hate spices, don’t they?

I can still eat all the cheese I like, thanks to Modern Science!!

I don’t understand. Depending on which map you look at there are also high lactose tolerance levels in West Africa (near mauritania, liberia etc.) And Saudi Arabia (where cow domestication likely began).

I’m gonna say less. At least Bush Sr. had an excuse.

On the contrary. When you’re in the middle of a text convo with someone and both parties respond to texts in under a minute and then all of a sudden you ask a question and that person doesn’t answer for hours and hours it’s kinda offputting, Esp. When someone asks a time sensitive question.

I always hated talking on the phone, and it’s easier for me to express deep, meaningful and/or controversial things via the written word, so texting is a Godsend.

Yes!!! That happens to my phone too!!

My phone is sometimes an asshole and will randomly decide not to notify me of an incoming call or text.