Not even at IFC or Sunshine? Damn.

My roommate has sheets of white paper and cardboard of the same size. Whenever she goes to a different type of protest she can just take off the old paper and put on a new one.

It’s quite likely that Jesus of Nazareth existed, but him being a demi-god is a matter of faith. 

If you’re a black mom it’s almost required for you to have Nefertiti in your house somewhere. I don’t think Bey is old enough yet, but Mama Tina probably brought that from home. Expect sequined elephants next time.

Who you callin’ we? Pshhh I’m made up of half the UN and I’m fine as fuck!!

Sorry, what’s MHU and CHU?

Screenshot that shit, and put it in your email to tips.

Screenshots!

I was talking about the wrinkles at the edge of her bathing suit. If the suit is sized appropriately and you don’t have a round butt it lays where it is supposed to.

A) this should go without saying, but I hope she gets help and kicks her addictions for good.

Do what? Am confused.

The wrinkles around the top of the butt make me suspicious.

Why pull a bathing suit up? Either get a thong bottom or pull that shit down. Wedgies for days is not my idea of a fun time at the beach.

This will probs be part of their new storyline.

She spent so much of her younger years being a good dutiful Asian that now she’s like “fuck it,” haha.

The cover cover. The other ppl are on the inside flap, which they’ve done years before.

We’re cool with consensual stuff that doesn’t hurt anybody else. Basically.

They aren’t employees anymore. They just handed the account off to non-employee resisters in order to protect their colleagues.

They aren’t employees anymore. They just handed the account off to non-employee resisters in order to protect their colleagues.

They were run by actual employees up until yesterday. They made some tweets announcing it, stating they didn’t want to bring the wrath of Trump upon their colleagues so they were handing the account over to non-government scientists.