Holy crap it’s been eight months...

Of course I kid. I know how the game works.

Not good enough. PACIFIZE BETTER.

Watching with no audio and he’s killed someone in the first two minutes. I’m left confused and disenchanted.

Maybe the game had just been accused of abuse or sexual misconduct.

wtf

I’m still shocked that the Zelda team made a game with this many QoL issues. I have a real hard time thinking of a worse game in the series. Then they followed it up with BotW.. boggles the mind.

That’s a pickle.

If it wasn’t a 3D model, I would hope it would look a lot better.

I realize using raster text is a problem if you mean to support your games moving forward (which they do not) but you can make actual scalable fonts that LOOK like pixel text too, ya dolts.

I want to say good riddance but honestly I own them both and have had fun modding them. 

All of this is very refreshing to hear. First and foremost, I want better game *criticism* on a wider variety of games. If this site never writes another word on the Call of Duty series, or anything else made by Activision Blizzard, I will be just fine with that.

This is exactly the thing he is complaining about, fanboys talking about his game.

What a weird take that “Cartoon Violence” should not be considered violence even though the phrase is literally violence modified to a specific kind of violence. 

I think “Yeah, we’re not ready to show it yet” is perfectly fine. Everyone understands that.

Let me take a minute to double down on this take now that E3 is over: Fire these fucking hacks.

There is nobody who could possibly want that, right?

I really love me some Minecraft YouTube content but Minecraft Twitch streamers are absolutely fucked up. Complete sociopaths. Very strange segment of the community.

This didn't go where I was expecting.

No I liked FF13 fine. It’s by no means a high water mark in the series. I just use it as a chronological touchstone to portray what has been a brand management debacle. 2 main series entries in 15 years and 1 MMO that was so poorly launched that it was a turning point for the company. Final Fantasy used to be one of…