Thanks for everything bruh. Nuff said

I am devastated at the prospect of your departure. I am also elated at what you will do next or continue to do. Your voice has meant so much to me and I’m sure a bunch of other folks. You will be sorely missed. Wishing you continued authenticity and integrity in your next venture.

This tapioca hobgoblin has learned much from you over the last few years.

Thank you so much for an amazing five years of writing here, Mr. Harriot. I have truly enjoyed your unselfconscious and unapologetic point of view.

Thank you for all of the laughter, thought provoking commentary and, most of all, thank you for adding the phrase 'TAPIOCA HOBGOBLIN' to my pinktoe description bank.

You will be missed good sir. Good luck on your journey through life. Thank you for being a genuine inspiration for how I talk about racism and race now.

You’ll be sorely missed and look forward to any future projects. Thanks for combining humor with a wealth of knowledge of benefit to those actually paying attention. Thank you.

Nooooooo!!! (My selfish response.) I will miss your brilliance, passion and commitment to the truth. Your wisdom and wit was a major contributing factor in my survival of four [seemed like forty] years of Toupee Fiasco. You will be greatly missed.

Without your columns, I’d likely still be an “All Lives Matter” asshole.

Brilliant writer. Never miss an article. Keep doing it bruh.

My heart dropped when I saw ‘Deuces’ & positively broke when I saw the byline. We’ll miss you, Michael, but I know there are even greater things in your writing future. You did only good here.

will miss you.

Congrats! Keep up the great work. I’ll be looking forward to seeing what you get up with next.

Michael, thank you for teaching this gettin’-old white lady a thing or two, and doing it with words that positively sing. I know now to never, ever bring potato salad to the cookout (my pineapple tiramisu should be okay, right?). I am in awe of your enormous talent, how you can make me laugh one minute and gut-punch…

a demigod with a pen.  go and do more of the things.  i will follow.

Aww man. Congratulations on your career endeavors. Any idea where we can read you going forward?

Your writing will be missed here. I don’t think there’s a bad writer here, but your articles always stood out to me. Good luck on your future endeavors. 

Well now I guess I’m done

Thanks.  Best wishes.  Looking forward to whatever comes next.

You’ll be missed.  Still, onwards and upwards!