I’m thinking you’ve never been to Bakersfield...

That is 100% true.

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

Jim Irsay would probably sign the desiccated corpse of Johnny Unitas before Kaepernick, and most of the fan base would nod and agree with the decision.

How many free agent QBs have to die before Kaepernick gets the call?
Say Wheedon, Osweiler, Cassel, both McCowns, Chad Henne, Yo Gaba Gabbert and like Tyrod Taylor rent a private plane to go to the Bahmmas for a weekend party and the thing goes down in flames (much like their careers), does Kaepernick get a call then?

Ha, if only. Irsay demanded Antonio Cromartie cut mid season for kneeling for the anthem once! And they did! If you don’t think that a portion of the fanbase being skeptical of Brissett because he’s african american is a thing, well, you have more faith in this state than I do.....

He would make a solid “Scott.” Chances are he would insist you call him “Scotty.”

He’s not available.  He was just signed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers!

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

You're thinking of Spokane, Washington

Why would we want to punish him further by making him live in Indiana?

His name is Brandon though

Brock Osweiler played in seven(!) games for my favorite team last season, and yet somehow my brain managed to completely suppress that memory until I saw that header photo and it all came rushing back. I feel like Guy Pierce in Memento right now. But instead of a Brock Osweiler tattoo I just have a mole that looks…

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

If there’s a pit in Indiana, we all know who to call.

Brandon Weeden outlasted Luck. This timeline man

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

Vinny Testaverde waits by the rotary phone.

Is that one fella with afro and the disrespectful attitude towards ‘Merica still available?

It’s only fitting considering the Colts have been in the armpit of America for 35 years.